I finally bit the bullet. I have been sitting on a gift card from Victoria's Secret since Christmas and finally decided to put it to good use and buy myself a new bathing suit!! I know most women have bathing suit phobias and I am now part of that club! You might be saying "Why??? You are SOOOO skinny...you would look good in anything!" I have heard that before. My problem is before baby I was one of the small boobed girls, but had enough to at least fill out a small suit. After baby, those small boobs have gone south leaving no oomph in the top part. What I discovered this past year was that most of my swimsuits would leave a gap at the top and the potential for some slippage that only men would enjoy, but would make me red in the face. I was always pulling on my suit, wearing a tank top or tying the suit so tight that I could barely breath. I am thinking that a bandeau top might do me some good and I hope that it is small enough to fit my even smaller boobs inside of it! I found this gem and am praying it will work...with some self tanner so I can pretend to look like this hot Victoria's Secret model. I ordered it in the same color and all.
I would really like this swimsuit to work because I will be spending a lot of time at places like this:
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Corrales Pool. Where even a toddler can walk over to the play structure and not drown. |
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The Splash Park so Audrey can get squirted up the nose with 50 gallons of water. |
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The all new Watermania park at our local Cliff's Amusement Park |
and...if we get lucky and get enough funds together, we can head over to our favorite San Diego hot spot...Mission Beach; where everyone is tanner, better looking and more in shape than me, but who cares because I will never have to see them again....until next summer, that is.
If all else fails, I can always put this hottie right in front of me and no one will notice the gap topped bathing suit I am sporting and only keep their eyes on the Gap model that made my boobs go south, named Audrey.
Doesn't she look hot in a bathing suit. Jealous? Yes.